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You slammed your fists against the door, pounding the chipped wood. Tears dribbled down your cheeks and your breath came in short hic-upping gasps. You barely registered the little stabs of pain in your hands from the splinters jabbing at your skin.

Moving one hand off the door, you slammed it palm first onto the doorbell. Your heart raced, slamming against your ribs in an erratic pace. After a few moments, you moved both hands to the door knob and attempted to jerk the door open.

The tears streaming down your face dripped off your cheeks, splattering onto your shirt. Roughly swiping at your eyes, you kicked at the splintering door a frustrated sob bursting from your lips.

Reaching back with one leg you kicked again, hands rubbing your eyes.
Your foot did not connect with the door. Instead you felt something softer give way slightly.

"VAT ZE HELL?!"

You stumbled backwards, eyes wide with surprise.

"L-Lutz?"

The tall, blonde German was glaring down at you, his muscular arms crossed.  "No, it's ze god damned Easter bunny. Vat do you vant  _____?"

You stared at him for a moment, then promptly burst into tears again. He looked surprised, violet eyes going wide.

Hesitantly, he wrapped an arm about your waist, pulling you inside his house. Leading you into the small, cramped living room, he sat you down then took the seat across from you.

"Vat happened? Vhy are you crying?"

"F-Feli told me that.... That." You hiccuped, your bottom lip still trembling. Lutz rubbed his eyes, his thumb brushing against the vivid scar on his cheek.

"That you- You were...." You had stopped crying, but still felt extremely shaky.  "You were going to.... going to."

"To vat??" His tone was gentle, yet his eyes were panicked.

Before you had a chance to tell him, your phone rang. You ignored it and fixed your attention on Lutz. He was staring at you, his expression unsure. Your phone buzzed, signaling you that an in coming text was waiting.

You flipped it open and stared at the text. Lutz raised an eyebrow as your frightened expression turned to one of outrage. You angled your phone so he could see the message.

Lutz glanced down at it, then up at you.

"Feliciano told you I vas going to commit suicide and then texted you April Fools."

You nodded, feeling slightly stupid. Now that you had calmed down a bit, you could see how stupid you had been for believing the Italian.

Damn Felicino, toying with your emotions. He knew that you had feelings for Lutz and seemed to do everything he could to mess up your chances with the tall German.

"The night is still young  _____. Vhy don't ve get Feli back?"

You grinned at Lutz, a shiver going down your spine when he smirked.


Feliciano glared at Kaku. The Japanese man was smirking like one of those creepy fox masks he liked collecting. Sure smirking was Kaku's natural facial expression, but for some reason, this smirk was more ominous.

"Congratulations Pasta."

Feliciano glared, Number one, the nickname ticked him off and Number two, why the hell was Kaku congratulation him?

Three more people congratulated him on his way to Lutz's house. Feliciano's temper had risen from "Kind of pissed" to "I'm going to kick your ass pissed".

Knocking briskly on Lutz's door, Feliciano scowled. The tall German opened the door, his normal scowl replaced with a large smirk.

"Congrats Feliciano."

"I'm going to kick your ass pissed." turned into "Say it again and you're dead pissed."

"Why is-a everyone congratulating-a me?!"

Lutz looked like a kid in a candy shop. Feigning surprise, he placed a hand over his heart.

"How could you forget your own engagement?!"

If Feliciano's temper could have been measured on the Richter scale, he would have been a catastrophic 10.0.

"WHAT ARE-A YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" He exploded, magenta eye flashing with barely contained violence.

Alfred sauntered over, his grin so wide that his missing tooth was showing clearly.

"Really Feli, so forgetful that you forgot our engagement."


You watched as Feliciano snapped, lunging forward and grabbing Alfred about the throat.

"Is Alfred going to be okay?"

Lutz shrugged indifferently. "I promised to pay his hospital bill, zats vhy he helped in the first place."

You stared at Alfred, who was laughing as the shit was beaten out of him, then at Lutz, who was smirking like a cat.  Kaku was filming the whole ordeal and Oliver was crying, asking why he hadn't been told this was a joke and how the cupcakes he had made where now useless.

Why were all of your friends crazy?
I honestly have no explanation for the crazy urge that made me write this :I

I own nothing but the plot.
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:iconvioletmatrix:
VioletMatrix Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
This was perfect... Lol poor Ollie
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sweet-garlic Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Feli. *punches palm* I think you have some EXPLAINING to do, MISTER.
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XxStoneXxWingsXx Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
A family friend of ours actually got super drunk and we convinced him he was engaged...it just made him cry.
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Wolverina22 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student Writer
What. The. Fuck?:baffled: 
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Dustfinger1 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Student Writer
My freinds are sooo Senior Psychopath because they're 2ps and I WILL GET BACK AT YOU FELI! AND IT WILL BE WORST THAN LUTZ'S IDEA!!
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY!!!!!
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4EverSlendermansGirl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD poor Alfred! At least Lutz is paying the hospital bill! XD
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student Writer
:>
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4EverSlendermansGirl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently this didn't get sent earlier. I think this is one of the better 2p stories I've read so far. It wasn't all OVERLY fluffy. I don't mind the fluffy ones but there are some where it's just so fluffy I feel like I became a duck. *duck face* Now when someone feels like that, that's just too much fluff.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you so much!!
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:icon4everslendermansgirl:
4EverSlendermansGirl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome!
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student Writer
^u^
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4EverSlendermansGirl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
X)
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askMeenahPeixes589 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Student Artist
hahahaha poor oliver XD
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Student Writer
IKR?
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askMeenahPeixes589 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Student Artist
XD
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mad-genious Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ahahahaha! xD holy shit this is funny!
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Student Writer
:D Thanks!
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cero00 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
bwahahhahahahaha!!!!!! funny.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks!
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cero00 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
np. if i was the person to do so, i wouldve cracked a rib rofling.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student Writer
:D
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furchild1204 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Karma. It's a bitch, ain't it?
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Student Writer
Only when you're on the receiving end xD
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YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
I did this prank once!
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Student Writer
Really? xD
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, the joys of having 2P's for friends.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Writer
:D Yeah
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But poor Feliciano... we got him back good. XD
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Student Writer
:> Yup!
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ASHdoodle01 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student General Artist
THE LOLZ IN THE END!
THE!
LOLZ!
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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moonbladethebook Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student General Artist
this is the first 2p I've read (cause I didn't know what p was til I looked it up) and now I want to read more!
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you!
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Singing-Wolf-12 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
XD Why must you be so talented?!
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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Umioko Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the 2P!s. X'D
Awesome story, great job! c:
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Writer
:D Thank you!
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm pretty sure that 2p!Italy's name is Luciano...
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Writer
:/ Everyone calls him Feliciano. 2P!Romano's name is supposed to be Flavio, though
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xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Hmm... Ok.
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sillystorm28 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
xD epicccccc
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks!
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BlackAngelLight Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
OMG dead! i'm dead! XD
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Student Writer
:>
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Rainfeather83 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
No, it's ze god damned Easter bunny


I'm gonna say that the next time my friend calls me that is awesome!!!!
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Student Writer
xD Awesome!
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Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
that was hilarious!!! awesome!! <3 :3
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks!
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AnyBraginski Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Student General Artist
This is funny. I like it. Aaaaand. Alfred has problems.
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