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You stared intently at the cats around you. You wanted a self-sufficent cat. One that wouldn't need you around 24-7

A smoky-gray cat with icy-blue eyes caught your attention. Actually it was the energetic tabby that was running in circles next to him, that first caught your attention.

"Is he up for adoption?" You pointed at the gray cat.

Elizabeta nodded, picking him up and shoving him in your arms. "Yup."
You stared down at the cat. He looked like he was scowling.

"Doesn't he need a cat-carrier?" You patted his smooth head.

"Nope. He's a really well behaved cat." She picked up a stack of papers, "He's like a little soldier or something. He keeps the other cats in line and never acts up."
"What's his name?" You signed paper after paper.

"Weeeell at first we called him Ludwig. But recently we've started to call him Germouser."
Huh. Kind of a strange name for a cat. But whatever.

-----Tiny time skip-----

Elizabeta was right. Germouser was a really well behaved cat.
You glanced at the passenger seat. He was sitting ram-rod straight, his gray ears pulled back.

"Your pretty serious for a cat."
His eyes sifted towards you then back to the road.

"Not much of a talker?" You giggled at the thought of a talking cat.

He snorted, ears twitching. His icy eyes flicking between you and the road. Reaching out with a paw he gently batted at the piece of ribbon hanging out of your coat pocket. It was the colors of the German flag and rather long.
"You like the ribbon?" He pulled back his paw and turned his head away as if embarrassed.

Stopping at a red light, you pulled the ribbon out and tied it loosely around his neck. He stared down at it.

-------Two weeks later-------

You had found out why Elizabeta had decided to call him Germouser. It had all started when you had walked into the kitchen on the morning after you had adopted him. And found three dead mice on the kitchen table.

After screaming hysterically. You calmed down enough to throw them away.
The whole time Germouser had watched, with a slightly amused look on his feline face.

Two days later he had come up to you and placed a dead rat on your lap. It took three cups of hot chocolate and two episodes of Doctor Who to calm you down completely. Then you tossed the mangled creature into the backyard.

Germouser gave you a confused look when you had come back in.
"No more dead mice or rats!" You narrowed your eyes at the cat. He flicked his ears back in annoyance.

He brought you a squirrel next.

You actually considered bringing him back to the shelter. But when you looked at his solemn gray figure, you knew that you didn't have the heart too. Even if finding dead rodents was extremely disturbing.

Besides giving you gifts of rodents, he was a perfect cat.

Sitting down on the edge of your bed you picked him up.

"Your the best kitty in the world, aren't you?"

He blinked his icy eyes and flicked his ears back. Giving out a little huff, Germouser flicked his tail.

"Yes you are." Smiling you put him down.

He looked away, unimpressed by your flattery.  What a silly cat.
As you flipped through a book, you absentmindedly started petting him. He rubbed his head against the palm of your hand.

His purring was a deep rusty sound, almost as if he hadn't purred for years.


The next morning you woke up when Germouse lept over your head. Opening your eyes you froze.

A very large, Very dead rat sat on your pillow.

You screamed

Behind you the smoky gray cat smirked.
this one is a bit shorter than i would like it to be.

Germouser likes tormenting Reader-chan


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Thief-in-darkness Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Student Writer
Lol
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NaluEvergreen16 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
"The next morning you woke up when Germouser lept over your head. Opening your eyes you froze. 

A very large, Very dead rat sat on your pillow." HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Kitsunefireball Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Germouser you troll you~
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Germanyfan123321 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
Lol
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biyoku213 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student Artist
This is amazing! :D I love rodents, I would have cried seeing dead ones XD I love how Germouser just kills rats and mice and just takes them to Reader :p
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ChaoticMercy1 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
Oh my god, My family had the same situation, except it was our two huskys, Apache and Neshe. We never saw it but my mom and dad had to clean the back porch of a shit ton of dead animals, from squirrels to rats to snakes, they even ripped a cat in half and Neshe swallowed a baby rabbit whole! Mom got SO pissed she stomped on Neshe's neck.
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Nightcool Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Our old cat Be be did that, only leaving them in the garage. XD
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lonelykitten92 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
That last one........I would've fell off my bed and ran into my door trying to get out lol.
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xXFABUXx Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Actually, when a cat brings you dead mice and such, that means they really like you!

...

Or they're secretly Germouser....
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Marshalyn4ever Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At the end I like flipped my sh★t XD
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LadyAriUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you want to impress me Germouser bring me a dead baby chicken :D 
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evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
O_o why a chicken ?
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LadyAriUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
cause that's what Gilbirds are they're are baby chickens and if i had one i could go scare Prussia :D
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evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
ohhhhh !!! XD Now i get it !
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LadyAriUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah its not very obivious but its funny when it clicks
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layla-mindora Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"No more dead mice or rats!" You narrowed your eyes at the cat.
He brought you a squirrel next.
Me: *facepalms qnd dies laughing*
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neigma Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student General Artist
God dangit Germouser DX
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narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
frickn Germany XD
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Vontage116 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014   General Artist
XDDD I love this cat XDD
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014   General Artist
(Me) -grabs rat and tosses it into a plastic container then stuffs it into freezer- Could always feed it to Jadecat or Brikitten (SpongebobsMoustache's cat form) 
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SpongebobsMoustache Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student Artist
Brikitten.... FOREST NYMPH: HUEHEHE Squee Bounce Happy Clap My Legs Anna  Frozen icon 
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014   General Artist
I'll have to draw dat XD 
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Darkestdragonwings Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
o.-"
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SpongebobsMoustache Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Student Artist
Germouser/Germany/Luddy is such a troll.. :icongermanyfacepalmplz:
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payday892 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
My sister's cat, Doodle, does this all the time. She brings home mice, birds, moles and leaves them on the porch. Then she looks up at you like 'I have brought you food now praise me and crown me your leader'.
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
the cat's name is Doodle? that is so flipping adorable!!!
and when a cat does bring in a dead animal to you, it's treating you as the leader, especially if it hasn't taken a bite out of it. so you should praise it, but not a lot, cuz that's still kinda gross..
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payday892 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
Her name was originally Orphadoodle. Due to the long name, we shortened it. We think she did it because she thought we had no food. Once she discovered the pantry and fridge, she stopped.
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Deathcity87099 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
"It took three cups of hot chocolate and two episodes of Doctor Who to calm you down completely" that is the perfect calming down method.
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Writer
xD Yes it is
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Deathcity87099 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
:3
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TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Germouser ..is one sadistic kitty... 
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
*looks at Germouser* Germouser we need to talk. I'm fine if you bring in dead animals because it's your nature. But please keep it small and nothing too big I would appreciate it.
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Forever---Free Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Writer
oh dear..... i hate dead things..... BUT THIS IS SO FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KitsuneThe-Fox-Demon Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
What's bad is this has happened to me. -.- but it does show how much cats love you. Wonderful story ^^ it was cute and funny.
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FreckledDancho Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, I won't mind having dead rodents as a gift, as long as he doesn't put it on my face or anything. X'D
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NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
Wouldn't you get sick? Like from the rat germs?
That would actually be a good sub story...that you get sick as a dog by him bringing in those rats and one actually got you sick.
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student Writer
xD yup (nice SMOSH sun!)
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NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Thankies!
nice raven BTW~
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Demonblade9001 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My friend's cat actually caught a squirrel once, we were out on the porch then suddenly Jynx came up with the squirrel and ate it in front of us. :p
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student Writer
omg
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Creepypasta54321 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
germany you bastard XD
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Emberelf14 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
The whole dead rat to lap and two episodes of Doctor Who scenario would work but Im a SuperWhoLockian so cue me pulling out all my favorite episodes of all my fandoms.
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student Writer
xD
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Emberelf14 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
That and Im a Hunter. Small dead animals don't make me panic.
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PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
I'd be terrified too. No wait...I'm thinking of spiders, little creepers...
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Writer
xD
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nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
God dammit Germouser! No more dead animals! XD
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Writer
:>
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angel1018ms Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
my dog caught a snake once and scared the crap out of my mom.
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Writer
omg
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