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You stared at the multitude of cats milling about. Nearly all of them ignored you. The only one that seemed vaguely interested in you, was a large, grey, brown cat with an abnormally large nose. Crouching you stroked his soft fur, looking about for any other cats that seemed friendly.

A large white cat with an abundance of hair sauntered over, it's bright blue eyes crinkling as it mewed at you. At that, several other cats padded over, curiosity a light on their faces.

"Are there any quite ones?"

"Quite a few." Elizabeta laughed. You looked up and nodded, several of the cats were still ignoring you. One small beige and white cat lay curled up in a ball, a blue ribbon tied about it's neck.

"What that one's name?"

"Emil."

You walked over to the kitten, scooping him up. He blinked his violet eyes sleepily, ears flicking back.

"I'll take him!!"


As sleepy as the kitten appeared, it was a handful of trouble. He had the unfortunate habit of being curious about absolutely everything. Nothing in your house was safe from the cat.

He climbed your curtains, only to jump off the top onto your ceiling fan. He would chew the couch, the cough up cloth bits a few minutes later. It only got worse from there.

You finished throwing the wet laundry into the dryer and sighed, stretching. Emil wasn't anywhere around, which was good. He was probably napping as he did all of the time. A thankful moment of silence.

Slamming the door shut, you turned the dryer on and shuffled towards the living room.

'Thump'

You froze and turned, staring at the dryer. The thumping came again, then again. You didn't have any sneakers in the dryer so what was in there. OH GOD.

You lunged for the dryer, wrenching the door open. Sticking your arm in, you shrieked as a pair of claws dug into your arms. Emil shot up your arm, his claws leaving deep gouges up your arm. Reaching your shoulder, he made a slight U-turn and slithered down the front of your shirt.

You closed the door and re-started the dryer again. You limped towards the bathroom, holding you bleeding arm out, trying not to drip blood onto the floor.

Emil was still clinging to your chest, his tiny claws making painful gouges in your chest.

After bandaging you arm, you lifted the neck of your shirt, staring down at the kitten. He mewed, still shaking.

"Sorry Emil. I should have checked to make sure you weren't in there."

He mewed again, violet eyes wide. You smiled, reaching down and patting the top of his fluffy chest. He let out a little purr, shifting slightly.

You winced, both your arm and your chest where going to hurt like hell tomorrow. Emil burst out of your shirt, ran across the room and clawed his way up the wall. Long strips of wallpaper curled down in ragged clumps.

You sighed. The cat really was a handful.
:> :iconfelicksismine: requested that I write this in time for her birthday ^u^ (On the 10th) I didn't turn him into a human mainly cause I wanted to keep him a cat.

Intro- [link]

Anyway, the idea for him to be in the dryer came from the fact that it happened to my grandmother. xD The cat some how got into the dryer and then scared the crap out of my grandmother when she opened the dryer door.

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:iconmistpaw89:
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Student Writer
actually I love cats so I wouldn't mind!
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:iconsandy345:
Sandy345 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Damn it reader chan...
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:iconbloodlily16:
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...Cats. Need I say more?
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:iconlizzels199:
Lizzels199 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Jesus fucking christ, Emil
You gave me a heart attack
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy. Shit. How the hell did you know that this exact situation happend with me but the cat's name was different?
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:iconpolarbearninja2:
PolarbearNinja2 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah... Surprisingly not me

((even though I have six cats))
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student Writer
omfg. This seems to happen to everyone's cat at least once.
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha!
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:iconpurpledragonflies:
purpledragonflies Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
I dried my cat! He was Ok!
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Student Writer
:D
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
I used to have a white kitten with ice blue eyes. But he was deff :( :iconsadenglandplz: he got hurt and my mom procrastinated taking him to the vet and he got really sick so they had to put him down.. Now my mom never second guesses me when something serious like that happens...
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Writer
That is so sad!!!! D: You must have been heartbroken! 
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
Yeah. He'd fall asleep on my chest purring. I was the only one he trusted to hold him
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student Writer
Awwwww
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Yeah he'd come over and lick my face and strangely enough he'd try to take my jelly beans. XD
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Lol it was cute
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:iconanimewafflelover21:
animewafflelover21 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
I always cry when an animal gets put down. Yu made me cry when yu said your cat got put down! :_(
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:iconunbrokenstar5:
UnBrokenStar5 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student Writer
Love the one-shot and I especially enjoyed the dryer part Clap 
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you!!
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:iconcousin-of-canada:
Cousin-of-Canada Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
Well then. -_-* 
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student Writer
:D
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:iconwxzhenghoppytruffles:
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
daw.
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:iconpinkiedash123:
Pinkiedash123 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
part two plz
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Student Writer
 It's just a oneshot 
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:iconpinkiedash123:
Pinkiedash123 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
aww
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:iconfishyfan101:
Fishyfan101 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student General Artist
I laughed SO hard on the dryer part LOL.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Writer
:D
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:iconpokepal5:
Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
..... YOU WIN THIS TIME EMIL... BUT I WILL BE BACK! ( if ya couldn't tell, that was a Terminator reference! )
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student Writer
:D

(xD Yes.)
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:iconshinigamiwolfz:
ShinigamiWolfz Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I was like expecting something cute and fluffy ( for the character Emil is ) but then I read it and i'm all like: HOLLY CRAP! XD
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Student Writer
IKR?
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:iconlavygirl:
lavygirl Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU WIN THIS TIME EMIL! :iconyouwinthistimeplz:
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconjacescythe:
JaceScythe Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate it when cats claw you like that. One of my kittens jumped on my bare leg before and just sunk its teeth and claws in, it wasn't as bloody as you would think it to be though.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Writer
xD IKR?
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:iconjacescythe:
JaceScythe Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But cats are adorable. :3 I have 16 of them. ^~^
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconjacescythe:
JaceScythe Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
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:iconbordomgirl5:
Bordomgirl5 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
OMG this actually happened to a kitten I had when I was 8! My mom accidentally put her in the dryer and my sister herd her in the dryer. The cats name was Lilly...she survived but she became retarded and ran away a few days after that.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Writer
D: Poor kitty
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:iconbordomgirl5:
Bordomgirl5 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah...I feel so sorry for her...
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student Writer
:/
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qwerty1superpotato Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfrenchsquealplz:
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Student Writer
:>
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:iconlissyloveisawesome:
lissyloveisawesome Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My cats are always in the dryer -.- it annoys me so
Anyway...


me pasta :3
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Student Writer
>_> Yeah
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lissyloveisawesome Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
They find it warm, and then I turn it on lol my fluffiest cat is always coming out a ball of static XD
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Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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