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You paused as you walked into the room. So many choices.

You looked around, feeling slightly crest-fallen. None of the cats really looked like on you could get along with.

Maybe you shouldn't buy a cat. You didn't know if your apartment even allowed cats.
Besides, would you really have the time to take care of one?

Sighing, you turned to leave.

"I'm really sorry Miss Elizabeta. I don't think I'm ready for a cat."

She nodded and shrugged, "Come back if you change your mind."

Sighing again, you left.

-----Time skip------

"I can't deal vith him." You looked over at your German friend. Ludwig was glaring at something behind the couch. He had called you over, saying that his cat was a pain in the ass.

"So what do you want me to do?" Standing up, you walked over and peered around him.

"Take him."


You blinked down at the little cat standing before you. He had a strange curl of hair. His beige fur ruffled.

"What kind of meow is that kitty?"


His eyes were closed.

"Is he blind?" You looked over at Ludwig. He scowled, "I don't zink so. He just likes keeping his eyes closed."

Alrighty then. Never seen a cat do that before.

"Ve-meow!!!" He chirped, rubbing his head against your legs.

Maybe you should get a cat. Specifically this cat. You bent down and picked him up.
Purring, he licked your face.

"I'll take him!"


-----Time skip-----

"NOOOOOOO! FELI!!!!" You shouted in exasperation.

The cat ignored your plea, diving head first into the pot of tomato sauce you had left cooling on the counter.


"No no no no no no!" You quickly lifted him out. "Tomatoes are bad for cats!!"


You smiled slightly. Every time you said something, he would always answer.

"Let's get you cleaned up."

Feliciano wriggled happily in your arms. Tomato sauce was splashed across the chest of your shirt.

Walking into the bathroom, you set the cat inside the tub.

He tried to jump out, his claws skittering against the porcelain sides.

"Sorry kitty."

"Veeeeeeee-meow!!" He whined, shrinking away from the faucet.

You felt bad, but you couldn't let him eat the sauce.

You managed to calm him down and clean him up.
(However. You were splattered with more tomato sause and scratched twice. Feli apologized by licking your hand.)

"Okay Feli. All done." You lifted the cat out of the tub and toweled him off. Feli trotted into the living room and curled up on the couch.

Time to change then.

As you walked out of your room in clean clothing, you noticed that Feli wasn't in the living room.

Oh no. He better not be in the kitchen.

You rushed in and stared.

The kitten was sitting in the pot, covered in tomato sauce and licking his paws.


The pot was completely empty. Guess you weren't having pasta tonight.


----Time skip----

You found out that tomato sauce wasn't the only thing the little cat went crazy about. He chewed all the leaves off your Basil plant.

The pizza delivery guy wasn't safe when Feli was awake.

The first time he had delivered a pie, Feli had run head first into the guy, biting his leg when he didn't surrender the pizza.

You had stopped bringing garlic bread into the house.


Because Feli would rip open the bags and chew on the crust. (Leaving you with saliva soaked bread chunks.)

But all in all, He was a good cat.

-----Time skip-------

Something was nudging the back of your head.

Blinking sleepily, you turned around.

Feliciano was stretched out on his back, snoring. His back feet, shoving your head slowly off the pillow.

"Feli....." You grumbled, trying to nudge his feet out of the way. He twisted away and curled into a small ball.

You closed your eyes.

A few moments later, he started at it again.


"ve-meow" Feliciano mumbled sleepily, still hitting the back of your head with his feet.

"DUDE!" You twisted back around and glared at the cat. He ignored you.
Getting up, you stomped over to the phone.


"Vas?" Oops... You might have woken him up.

"Feliciano won't stop hitting my head with his feet!"

"So? Vat do you vant me to do about it?" He huffed. You could hear a hint exasperation in his voice.

"How do you make him stop?" You glanced over at the little cat. He was spread eagle on his back across your pillow.

"Pull on his curl"

"What? How-" Ludwig hung up on you.


Getting back in bed, you shoved him out of the way. Tugging on his curl seemed a bit mean. Maybe he would stop now.

Five seconds later, he was kicking the back of your head again.

Reaching out a hand, you gently pulled on the curl. Nothing happened, he kept on kicking.

You pulled harder.

"Veeeeee." He stopped for a minute, then resumed.

"God damn it Feli." You tugged on it as hard as you could.

Feliciano shot out of bed, whimpering. He dove into your closet and climbed up a coat to get to the top shelf.

You ran over to the phone and punched the numbers.


"That was mean." You growled

"Vas? Vat did I do?" Ludwig sounded confused.

"Telling me to pull his curl. He ran into my closet whimpering."
There was silence on the other end.

"I'll be over in a bit." Once again, Ludwig hung up on you.

----Time skip-----

"Come on Feli!!" You set a bowl of tomato sauce next to your closet door. The little cat peeked his head out, then quickly hid.

Beside you, Ludwig sighed. "Just leave it zere. He'll come out vhen he's ready." The tall German rubbed his eyes tiredly. He walked over to your bed and sat down.

"I'm sorry I bothered you." You sat next to him and watched the closet door.

"Nein. Don't apologize. Zis is my fault." Ludwig grimaced.

Two hours later-----------

You blinked sleepily. Your face was pressed against your pillow.

SHOOT! You must have fallen asleep while waiting for Feli to come out.
Sitting up,you looked at the closet. The bowl you had set down was empty.

So were was Feli?

You glanced to the right and stifled a giggle.

Ludwig was lying next to you, Feliciano on his head.

"Feli." You whispered. The cat blinked open an eye.

"I'm sorry."

He let out a little purr.

You lay back down and closed your eyes.




You burst into laughter as Ludwig choked on a mouthful of cat hair.
:D Feli is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!


Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya-san

The picture (c) Hidekaz Himaruya-san
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TitanHetalia Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
XD omg I love you Italy! ^J^
snowwolf930 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2015  Student Artist
Lol poor germany
EllaLikesBooks Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
( dies of laughter n floor )
Chaosfired Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Student Artist
LizDoesMinecraft Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student General Artist
Hetalian-Canada Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: *laughs my ass off*
Neko Italy: *tackle hugs my face and suffocate me*
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HAHA!! The accent makes it 10x funnier...
Nightcool Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Busted out giggling. XD
Scourgeninetales Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Student Artist
omg "i cant breaze" lol
Ame-Chan-love Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
D'awww feli I want to snuggle up to him
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
* laughing on the floor * don't mind me , just laughing my pants off XDD . It would be awesome to have a cat that likes tomato sauce!
layla-mindora Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Just like i thought, feli is a hand full to take care of
neigma Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student General Artist
feli's just a little trouble maker XD
weaponnmeister Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student Artist
Love the ending! What else to expect from itakitty XD
Thedeadloxfreak101 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
this was so cute!!!!!
vampcute Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student
lullabyly Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Awwww so cute!
baconpug Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I had to do the voicesGrey Kitten-Lmfao friendly 
WoofWooftheKiller Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Germany:I cant breathe!!
Me:Serves you right for sleeping in bed you might be blonde but your not goldilocks!!! XD
TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Germany!! Why you be so mean and get rid if Ita-kitty!?!?!.. bad Ludwig!! 
Forever---Free Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Writer
You had me in a freakin' laughing fit at the end!!!
Epichalogirl Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Student Artist
... You have no idea how much I love this.

*Is dying of laughter*
Dino-Falala Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ve-meow is now going to be stuck in my head for eternity 🇮🇹😱😂
FreckledDancho Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder what Feliciano actually tastes like? Better ask Ludwig. X'D
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
If you know what I mean...
FreckledDancho Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfffffft! X'D
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Yeah, I have quite the dirty mind...:iconpervyrussiaplz:
AnimalHopes Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Before I watched Hetalia and knew their human names, I imagined Ludwig as a person with Ludwig Von Koopa(from Mario)'s hair. XD
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Writer
AnimalHopes Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, right? Hilarious to imagine it.
baconpug Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yup that was me tooCat nods 
AnimalHopes Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That cat icon XD
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
Poor Germany...
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Student Writer
excentricaluli Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
AWWW cuuuuute!!!, I named my cat Feli as well 
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Writer
excentricaluli Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
yea, its not official, but I'm between Feli or Gaspacho, or Pascual  
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Writer
All of them are cute names!
excentricaluli Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
thanks, I stil haven't decided 
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Writer
excentricaluli Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
AnimalHopes Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My cats used to bite through plastic to get to bread! Even though I know nothing about Hetalia, this is a good series. 
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student Writer
omg!! Really?!  Thank you!
AnimalHopes Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome and yes, they really did. The only thing I know about Hetalia is that everyone is named after a state and that Italy and Germany are shipped.
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student Writer
xD yup
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We are COUNTRIES!!! Venezuela is angry and will start a war with America now.

Alfred: WHAT DID I DO?!
purpledragonflies Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awe! Me, Germany, and Italy, all in one bed!
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Student Writer
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