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So many cats!!!
Big cats, tiny cats. Every color possible.

How to choose? Frowning you scanned the room. You wanted a cat that wasn't very well liked by the others. One that you could shower with affection.
A large gray brown cat sat off to the side. The other cats skirted around it.


"Can I have that guy?" You squeaked pointing towards him.

Elizabeta looked surprised, "You sure? Nobody really likes that cat. Sometimes people do adopt him, but they always bring him back."
You felt your heart throb in sympathy. You had to have that cat. "I am one hundred percent sure!!"

Shrugging she hefted the large cat into an over sized carrier and handed you a stack of papers.
After signing and paying the adoption fee you loaded the cat into the passenger seat of your car.

"Soooooooo." You made a right turn out of the parking lot

"What to call you.." You looked over at him. The cat had a rather large nose and purple eyes. Too cute.

"Miss Elizabeta said that you're a Siberian Forest cat. Should I give you a Russian name?" The cat blinked.

Hmmmm you didn't really know any Russian names. You studied that cat carefully. He kind of reminded you of a Russian kid from High school. Ivan Braginski or something like that.

"How about Ivan." He stared, his purple eyes looking as if they could see into your very soul.


You stared, did he just say yes in Russian? No. Cats can't talk....Right?

You soon realized that the little "Da" sound was actually how Ivan meowed. For such a big cat it was a small sound. But it suited his personality. He was like a kitten, each new discovery at your house a new adventure, it was really cute.

However you soon came to realize that he had a dangerous protective side.

The week after you had gotten Ivan, your boyfriend came over. He was a whiny, egotistical man.  You wondered why you had even started dating him.

Ivan wouldn't let him near you.

You'd sit down on the couch, Ivan would stretch his body mass over the rest of it, leaving no room for the guy.

When ever he tried to touch you, Ivan would be there. His purple eyes giving off a silent warning.

"Geez. You're cat is frickin' annoying." You glared at the man. "IVAN is not annoying.
He's very sweet."

The cat gave a little Da in agreement.

"Whatever." Getting up he sauntered out the door, slamming it behind him.

"Geez. Why do I even date such a jackass?" Ivan looked up at you and gave what looked like a kitty version of a shrug.

That night your heater broke. But luckily for you, Ivan gave off enough heat to melt Sibera.

You soon grew used to having his fluffy mass follow you every where. It felt strange when you went out and he wasn't there.

You sighed and pulled onto your street. It had been a long day at work, it would be nice to see Ivan. His little Da greeting you.

You froze as the car approached your house. Three police cars and an ambulance were outside your house.
Pulling up you jumped out. "Whats going on?"

A policeman with rather large eyebrows stepped in front of you. "Are you the owner of this house?" You noted his British accent.

"Y-yes. Whats going on?" You look at your house worriedly.
The man rubbed the back of his neck, "I don't now how to say this....."

"Is my cat okay?!" He nods
"Um geez." He grimaced, "This is going to sound strange."
You clutched the front of your shirt "What?! What?!"

Letting out a sigh he squinted, "Well apparently someone broke into your house, planing to  wait for you and attack. But he met your cat."

You frowned, "Wha-?"

He cut you off with a wave of his hand "To make a long story short. Your cat attacked the man, leaving him severely injured......and then...."
He sighed again, his large eyebrows furrowing.
"And then your cat dialed the police."

You stared at him "He what?"

The man blushed, "I don't know how, but he did."

You nodded and watched as a gurney came out with a man on it.

It was your boyfriend. Or rather your EX-boyfriend.


You sat next to Ivan on your bed. The big cat blinked up at you. "You probably saved my life."
He blinked slowly and mewed "Da."

You patted his head slowly, " I'm really glad I got you."

He rubbed his head affectionately against your arm.
O_O yeah I just figured russia cat would be overprotective of reader-chan xD


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Spazzerazz Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*Makes wish lists for every holiday*
The one thing on the list is: Russia cat
OriginalOtakuLuv Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
attackonanime134213 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015   General Artist
What I wanna know is why did the police respond to a call by a cat? Like "911 what is your emergency?" "mreow" "OH MY GOD GUYS GET OUT THERE FAST- dont worry little one help is on its way!"
MiKriDreams Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
so KAWAII!! 
insanitypsocopathy Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
and then...."
He sighed again, his large eyebrows furrowing.
"And then your cat dialed the police."
impersonates the guy who calls the raptor a clever girl "clever boy"
EllaLikesBooks Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015
ok give me a guard russia for my birthday pls >^-^<
NightBloomXx360xX Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy crud! I want a Russia neko!
Kawaicupcake Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me smile the biggest out of all of them besides Italy. So adorable. I love Russia~
BluebellArtist Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*doorbell rings* Hallo?
Pizzaguy: Large anchovies no cheese
.... Damnit Ivan!
Neko!Ivan: "da" *happy lil shit*
Latvijas Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student Artist
The only sad thing is that i am Latvia....
Latvijas Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Student Artist
A CAT CALLED THE COPS!? If it was any normal cat i would be surprised... nice story though!
GamerGirl62 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You smart little kitty!
animechikki Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
" and then...... and then your cat called the cops....."

I. Died.

Sandy345 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Omg I would LOVE a cat like that. 
Zcat91819 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's one AWSOME cat😆
Ally-luvs-HETALIA Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
RUSSIACAT IS LIFE! and the guy was a d-bag
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ivan is So Cute I Love when he is protective
Skylox-Addiction Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I wish I had Russiacat D: I want him so badly!
kittyandcandypants Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
omg yes
i love this 
it is beautiful and written pretty well
yes, it is amazing
Kitsunefireball Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student General Artist
X3 Russicat I love you.
ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Student Writer
Wait a minute how can the cat dial police what it doesn't have opposable thumbs RUSSIA IS MAGIC
Kitsunefireball Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Obviously :3
IsabellaHolmes Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OMG!!! SO CUTE!!! now i wonder who the ex boyfriend is
ChickieBruh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dreamer372 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student General Artist
NoRD-I-C Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
S1lvermoon Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
...this sounds suspiciously like my cat...
venblack1398 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist
Thy cat must be awesome!
tutturtle Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
kyaa!!!! :heartyfaint: this is awesome, i would love a russia cat Seizure Kitty Dance  Favorites Icon 3D 
Cupcakethepikachu Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish I can have a cat in real life ;w;
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He what call the cops!!! The most amazing cat
NatureTune Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Who need a dog when there is RusCat :D
Marshalyn4ever Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Oh holy lord" I died and let out a scared laugh at this
You soon realized that the little "Da" sound was actually how Ivan meowed.
evelinux333 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
I laughed my pants off !!! XDDD he is so cute and adorable !!!
ExperimentaI Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am laughing so hard this is pure genius.
I would LOVE a cat who could have a meow that sounded like "da", and can literally beat someone that's WAAY larger than them and a cat who can dial 911 :'D
Lebenen Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
                 Beware The Cat!
He can make it to the front door in 2.7 seconds. Can you?

i saw a sign with that once. Just thought I'd share. Best Ivan Cat story I've read so far!
layla-mindora Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaahahahhha who needs a dog when you have a cat to attack crimanals.
neigma Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Student General Artist
my... Russiacat is one intelligent puss XD
ZEAWSUMPERSON1 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i wanna neko!russia!!!!Neko Emoji-37 (Yay) [V2] 
vampcute Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student
I really want a cat that can dial 911 and mew "da"
its just so cute just by imagining it :3
narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
vampcute Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student
if only I have a cat that is THAT size and then I will teach it how to dial 911 and teach it how to say 'da'
then my whole life is complete =w=
narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
lol yes
vampcute Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student
narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
but  I  think  having  a  Prussia  cat  would be even funnier
vampcute Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student
true true it wound make your life livelier :)
plus he has GILBIRD so I guess 2x the fun :D
narutoEATsasuke Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
that would be funny
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wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*dies laughing at the stories, especially the Germany one* love these, cute, adorable, and just totally hilarious!!
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014   General Artist
(Me) Your about as scary as me on my period Ivan... That's why I love you! -hugs Ivan around his fluffy neck- 
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