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Why is it always me?

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Your parents weren't the most responsible adults in the world. They didn't at like adults at all. If anything, you were the adult and they were the over grown teenagers. Which is why you jumped at the chance to move out. Who could blame you? It was your first year of college. You wanted a new and more responsible life.

So you said yes, you didn't mind sharing a small house with his boss's son. And yes, it didn't matter that it was a half hour walk to the college. And yes, it was really no trouble to find a job, because your parents had decided that it was time for you to grow independent.

You had to refrain from pointing out that you were the one who had helped your mother pay bills since you were fifteen.

But it was nice, finally free in a way. Sadly, your happy elevated mood only lasted for three seconds after you rang the door bell of the modest little house. Because that's when your new housemate opened the door and you finally realized that you couldn't escape from idiots.

You stood on the steps and stared, your brain failing to understand what you were seeing. Correction, why you were seeing it.

Because the grinning, slightly confused man standing in front of you was naked. Completely and utterly naked. You had a perfect view of everything. EVERYTHING.
Why you? Why were all the people you knew complete and utter idiots? Were you just too serious? Or were they all legally insane?

"Hola! I'm Antonio, you must be  ______!"

"You're naked."

He blinked, looked down, then blushed. You tried your best not to facepalm. Closing the door in your face, you heard him bustle off. When he came back, you tried not to slam your head against the nearest object. He had chosen to cover up with a tomato covered apron, still bare ass naked beneath it.

"As first impressions go, Mr.Antonio, I sure as hell wasn't expecting this one."

He blushed, biting his lower lip. Stepping away from the door, he gestured you in. You entered, trying to keep as much space as possible between the two of you.

"Can I help you carry anything in?"

"Please don't."


He was a nudist. That was the only sure thing you knew about him besides the fact that he was Spanish. (And had a great body.)

At first it had embarrassed you to no end. You tried your best to avert your eyes and hide your blush. But now, you just ignored him and the fact that he walked about in his "birthday suit." At times it was harder said then done, but you managed. Some how. It was easier when you went to your classes, seeing as he wore clothing in public.

"Hey chica!!!" Antonio trilled, sauntering into the kitchen. You kept your eyes on your plate, not daring to look up. He stopped in front of the table, leaning forward and grinning. You shifted your eyes upwards. He grinned, his emerald eyes sparkling.

You blinked. He was wearing clothing. A white button up shirt and dark brown slacks. This was weird. The fact that you felt weird because he was wearing clothing, was alarming.

You continued staring, wondering if a separate universe had collided with your own and now a normal Antonio stood before you. You almost wanted him to peel off the clothing an walk about naked.

"Do you hate me?"

"No." You were still staring, trying to wrap your head around the notion that he could wear clothing like a normal person. He noticed you vacant, mystified expression and let out a nervous laugh.

"Well in that case. Wanna go out with me?"

Your mind froze. All logical thought packed up and left, leaving you a wide eyed, staring idiot. Antonio's blush deepened and he coughed nervously.

"Did hell freeze over? Or are you on drugs?" It came out as a blunt question, making his eyes widen and his already impossibly red cheeks darken further.

"Um no.. Actually I think I...... I." He paused and you waited, watching as he tugged on his collar. Poor guy probably wanted to strip.

"I think I love you."

"Okay." You wanted to kick yourself. A guy confesses his love for you and all you could come up with was "Okay"?

"I'll go out with you." You felt your cheeks up as you said it. It had taken Antonio wearing clothing and you acting like an idiot for you to realize that you loved him.

Huh, maybe you were as dysfunctional as your family. And maybe, that was a good thing.
:I Why am I working on silly oneshots like these instead of my requests and series? >_> Ah well.....
I own nothing but the plot :iconspainassplz:

Why is it always me?-SpainxReader- Here

Not so Creepy- FrancexReader- [link]

Do that again and I'll.....- PrussiaxReader- [link]

Of Course I have a Boyfriend!!- BTTxReader- [link]
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:iconmeowhug17:
Meowhug17 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student Filmographer
A naked Spain?
*blinks*
I'd pay to see that! 
*winks and goes into France laughter*
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iloveleviackerman200 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  New member
I would be ok with nudist Antonio *wink wink*
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:iconroxydanaschlyer1218:
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Student Artist
lovely story too XD
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:iconroxydanaschlyer1218:
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Student Artist
DAMIT WHERE IS CHIBI!LOVI AT ANTONIO! DID YOU RAPE HIM OR LET HIM  FREE?! XD IM JOKING AROUND OF COURSE.
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HetaliaYaoi101 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student Writer
My parents are sorta like that
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
honestly, i probably would have facepalmed without hesitation... either that, or start walking away in the opposite direction.
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:iconlonelykitten92:
lonelykitten92 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
....nudist!Spain XD  
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
God he looks So Hot and That ass. I just want to grope it all day (that sounds creepy)
Funny story Love it
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:iconigame101:
IGame101 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
pff i bet id say "okay" too
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:iconblackdreamer17:
blackdreamer17 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Student Writer
DAT ASS plain and simple
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:iconmexspaniardantonio:
MExSpaniardAntonio Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Student General Artist
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student Writer
:>
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:icondarkmoon3200:
Darkmoon3200 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This Reminds of a manga i read. The dude also was a nudist.


Why is the world full of strange ppl?
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:iconsaki0112:
Saki0112 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Was it Hadaka Muffler?
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:icondarkmoon3200:
Darkmoon3200 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
yes
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Writer
there's a manga with that theme?! xD omg
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:icondarkmoon3200:
Darkmoon3200 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yea, but eventually he tries to stop for the girl.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Writer
omg
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:iconfandomartist:
FandomArtist Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I would probably die of a nosebleed if I had nudist Antonio as my roommate XD
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconfloridadaawesome:
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
I looked at the description and saw Toni's ass. Yeah really nice 
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconfloridadaawesome:
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
;)
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:iconvdkstar:
vdkstar Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
XD can't sto laughing omg 
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Student Writer
:>
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Goddess-ofMercy Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dat Spanish ass. :iconspainbuttplz::icondatspanishassplz:
Anyways, Good job!
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Writer
xD Yes
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:icongoddess-ofmercy:
Goddess-ofMercy Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD I just love how the icon uses Lovi~
:iconromanoplz: :iconsaysplz: Don't-a call-a me that damn-a nickname!
:iconjapanfanatic: :iconsaysplz: Oh shoosh!
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:icongoddess-ofmercy:
Goddess-ofMercy Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconwxzhenghoppytruffles:
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
nice, but why is he nudist?
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Writer
Just part of the plot :>
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:iconwxzhenghoppytruffles:
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
still pretty disturbing, but oh weelll...
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Writer
^u^ Yup. I wouldn't have had a storyline if I had't added that bit.
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wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i guess so.
it h=just shows that he did so to impresss her, i guess.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Writer
Hmm, not really. Being a nudist is actually a lifestyle :I Although it isn't a very hygienic lifestyle. 
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wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oui. I meant he try to make her like him better by wearing cloth.
yep, very dirty. germs are everywhere.
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student Writer
^u^ 
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:iconruethegoldfish:
ruethegoldfish Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It's gray from fairy tail!!! Lol, jk. Spain gas a better ass
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Student Writer
xD Yes
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:iconruethegoldfish:
ruethegoldfish Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
DAT ICON!!!!! (read: nice icon love)
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you so much!
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109144 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD

Me: So uh...yeah, I liked the scene...*nose bleeds*  Can I see it again? <---1000% pervert
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconjpangel2:
jpangel2 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
DAT ASSSSS!!! :icondatassplz:
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Student Writer
xD
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:iconfishyfan101:
Fishyfan101 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Once again you have written a fan fic that makes me smile and laugh like and idiot... Thanks :)
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Writer
:D I'm glad you like it!
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:iconfishyfan101:
Fishyfan101 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Btw, sorry I know I post a lot of comments!
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:iconostara-frost:
Ostara-Frost Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Writer
Not at all!!! I love getting comments!
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